- waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
- waitress: sir please stop cyring
Stuff I like (all)
SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID...
have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough